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K.C., Ernie...
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Got some exciting news.
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They finally made "y" an
official fulltime vowel?
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You got my face tattooed on your back
To prove your undying love for me?
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There was a mix-up at the hospital,
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Now the traveling circus
family wants Ernie back?
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No.
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And we'd never let them take you back.
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I'm kidding.
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The organization has chosen us
To try out some new spy gadgets.
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Awesome. Mm-hmm.
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Whoo.
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Is that the new rapid-fire dart gun?
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I hear it's dartastic.
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K.C., careful with that.
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What?
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How hard can it be to operate a dart gun?
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I once fired a surface-to-air
missile blindfolded.
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Okay, I can see that you
did not know about that.
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(Cell phone ringing)
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Oh, no.
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Is that the organization?
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No, it's my friend needy mindy.
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Hey, mindy!
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What do you need?
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Mom said not to touch that.
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No, she said be careful.
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Besides, I mean, what
could possibly happen?
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Ah!
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My butt! My butt!
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My beautiful butt!
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Ernie, I am so sorry.
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It was an accident.
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I just kind of picked it
up like this and then...
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Ah!
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Just put it down!
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Ah!
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Ooh, my bad.
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My butt.
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Man, that thing is like
a cheek-seeking missile.
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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you know I'll stand beside you
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'cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool
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I always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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but don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect, so many things I
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want to tell you, but I
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I keep it undercover
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living my life on red alert
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doing my thing, gonna make it work
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know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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but I always got your back
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nobody can do it like I can
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I got to find out who I am
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ain't got to worry about me
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it's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover
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I keep it undercover
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Come on. Marisa, let's play some hoops.
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Please, the only hoops that I'm
interested in Are of the earring variety.
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Besides, if you want to
get your heart rate up,
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Just go to a Channing Tatum movie.
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Marisa, basketball settles me, okay?
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It gives me confidence.
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When you sink that three-pointer...
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It's like boom!
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The whole world makes sense.
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Gee, I still don't get it.
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It's like... When your hairdresser
gives you the perfect balance of
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Highlights and lowlights.
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Oh, that is like boom!
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Hey!
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This is our court.
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Larry bird legs.
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Hoo.
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Yeah? Well, your court is adjourned.
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You may approach the bench.
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Ooh...
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I mean it, we came to ball.
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Oh, well, then grab some tissues
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And go bawl somewhere else
because we ain't moving.
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Ooh!
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See?
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Nothing but net.
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Nothing but luck.
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Luck? You know what?
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I'll show you luck.
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You and me one-on-one,
let's go right now.
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(Cell phone beeps)
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Oh, I got to go right now.
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What?
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Did your mommy call?
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No!
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She texted.
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Well, run on home to mom's.
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I bet she has more game than you.
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You talk about my mom's?
You talking about my mom's!
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You know what, no one talks
about my mom's, that's it!
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Okay?
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You and me, Friday, 3 o'clock.
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We'll see who's got game.
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Yeah, you heard her.
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You guys are nothing but candy wrappers,
Empty cans and dirty napkins!
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What?
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I'm trash talking.
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You poor baby, I brought you
some coco and marshmallows.
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Let me do that for you.
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Mom, I can pick up the remote myself.
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I don't want you lifting a
finger Until you're all healed.
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Okay.
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If taking care of me makes you feel better,
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Would you mind peeling my
cheese sticks into strands,
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The stringier the better.
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Hey, mom, I got your text.
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What's this last minute mission about?
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There's chatter about a possible break-in
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At the federal reserve,
we have to go check it out.
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I wish I could go, But
crazy fingers over there
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Just had to put some extra
holes in the seat cushion.
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And since Ernie can't sit in the van.
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K.C., I'll need you to fill in for him
And guide me through the tunnel system
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Under the building.
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Let me give you some pointers.
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When you're in the van, you need...
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Oh, please, how hard can it be?
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I mean, you do it.
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Hey, guys, I'm e-Ernie.
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What is going on?
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Beepoo-beepoo-beepoo-beep.
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It's time to bake the biscuits!
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K.C., are you doing an Ernie impression?
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Pssh.
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No.
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All right, mom, you got two
targets heading your way.
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In 10 feet, make a right
and go down the corridor.
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Okay, turning the corner.
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Uh, you got company at 3 o'clock.
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Boom!
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Not anymore I don't.
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(Chuckles)
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Oh, man, where did they come from?
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What's that?
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Uh, you got two guys 30 paces behind you.
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All right, which way
do I go? Left or right?
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Um, let me check.
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Uh, go straight.
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There is no straight, there is a wall.
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Left or right, k.C.?
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Uh, wait a minute.
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I don't have a minute.
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What do I do? Left or right?
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Left or right?
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Go left and...
no, right...
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No, left, yes, left.
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I'm sure of it.
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(Beeping)
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Mom?
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Mom?
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What happened to mom?
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She looks like my rear end feels.
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Yeah, I accidentally
sent her into enemy fire.
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Why are you so determined
to destroy this family?
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Look, don't give me a hard time, okay?
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I messed up.
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Usually when I'm under pressure,
I'm at my best but today I just...
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I fell apart.
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Honey, it's not a big deal.
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I managed to take cover
and I took them down.
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But what about the ringing in your ears?
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I said I managed to take
cover and I took them down!
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Mom, please, punish me, okay?
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Just take away my TV.
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The one you never watch! Make me read.
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More than you already do.
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Don't let me go to a party this weekend.
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You don't go to parties.
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Well, then make me go to one
and have the time of my life!
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Mom, you have to punish me.
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K.C., get over yourself.
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This happens to agents all the time.
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You should have seen what happened With
your father and me on our honeymoon.
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Kids:
La-la-la-la-la-la-la...
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I mean on a mission where
we posed as honeymooners.
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I'm the one who came up with the idea
of him Hiding in a barbecue pit.
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How was I supposed to know there was
gonna be A luau that same night?
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Long story short, You
forgive and you forget.
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I still think I deserve to be punished.
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I'm sending myself to
my room with no dinner.
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But,
k. C...
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But nothing, mother.
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I need to think about what I've done.
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Hey.
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Oh, you didn't have to buy me lunch.
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I didn't. They're both for me.
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I just could not decide what to pick.
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I stood there so long, my
baby carrots hit puberty.
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Since when can't you make a decision?
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I totally messed up on this
mission, I sent my mom into danger.
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I mean, she's fine but it
was a really close call.
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So your mom's mad at you? No.
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You got grounded? No.
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In fact, I asked her to
punish me and she wouldn't.
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You asked her to punish you?
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Here's a hint, honey.
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When you do something wrong
and you get away with it,
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You quietly high five
yourself and then move on.
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Just ever since that mission,
I have lost all my confidence.
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I can't make the simplest decisions.
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I have no swag.
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I'm un-swagged, de-swagged, Swag-free,
minus-swag, Swag-less, swag-light.
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Man, I can't even pick my swag deficiency!
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This is great news.
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Excuse me?
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K.C., you're always, underline that,
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Always there to help me
and now I get to help you.
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And how exactly are you gonna do that?
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How should I know? I've never
been in this situation before.
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I'm flying blind here.
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Wait. I know.
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Where are you when you're at your best?
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You can do this.
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Go, kace!
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I believe in you.
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Okay, do you believe in being quiet?
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(Sighs)
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I can't believe this.
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One messed-up mission
and I can't do anything.
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What if, for the rest of my life,
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I'm nothing but an insecure,
indecisive puddle of nerves?
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Then you'll be exactly
like every other teenager.
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Marisa? Who are you kidding?
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You walk into a party all like...
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"hey, I'm Marisa. What's the haps?"
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"who's ready to party?"
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"that blouse, lo-ove."
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"hey, cutie, I'm not gonna ask myself out
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So, toot-toot, let's
get on this love train."
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True.
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That's me on the outside.
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But on the inside, I'm thinking,
Why am I sweating so much?
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I'm wearing the wrong thing.
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This guy will never like me.
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And who says "toot-toot
let's get on the love train"?
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Really, that's... that's
how you feel inside?
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Yes.
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But no one knows that Because
the key to having confidence
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Is to fake it till you make it.
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You're right. Fake it till you make it.
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Man, I can't even make it when I fake it.
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Mom!
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I'm hungry!
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(Ringing)
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(Honking)
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Coming, honey!
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Here's your dinner.
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Thanks, mom.
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Hmm.
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Meatloaf.
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00:12:06,724 --> 00:12:07,974
Oh.
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Meatloaf.
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What's wrong with meatloaf?
262
00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:15,948
Nothing. I really appreciate it.
263
00:12:15,984 --> 00:12:18,951
But I was kind of in the mood for...
264
00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:22,038
Turkey tetrazzini.
265
00:12:22,073 --> 00:12:26,876
But I didn't make turkey tetrazzini.
266
00:12:26,911 --> 00:12:28,711
Oh.
267
00:12:28,746 --> 00:12:30,663
Could ya?
268
00:12:30,665 --> 00:12:31,914
All right!
269
00:12:31,966 --> 00:12:33,666
Enough is enough.
270
00:12:33,668 --> 00:12:35,585
It's time for some physical therapy.
271
00:12:35,637 --> 00:12:37,803
You need to get off your gluteus maximus.
272
00:12:37,839 --> 00:12:38,838
But, but...
273
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:39,889
Exactly.
274
00:12:39,924 --> 00:12:40,940
Your butt butt.
275
00:12:41,976 --> 00:12:43,009
(Ernie groaning)
276
00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:48,848
Oh, I am so sorry.
277
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,683
Okay...
278
00:12:50,685 --> 00:12:53,686
Maybe I could whip up a
little turkey tetrazzini.
279
00:12:53,688 --> 00:12:55,738
Thanks, mom.
280
00:12:57,058 --> 00:13:00,943
Hey, before you go, would you
mind Changing the channel for me?
281
00:13:00,995 --> 00:13:02,828
Anything for my baby.
282
00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:06,666
Not that channel.
283
00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:08,834
Not that channel. Not that channel.
284
00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:10,636
Wait, go back.
285
00:13:10,672 --> 00:13:11,954
No, not that channel.
286
00:13:17,779 --> 00:13:20,846
Man, I totally forgot we
have to do speeches today.
287
00:13:20,882 --> 00:13:22,965
I just hope miss fischer
doesn't pick me first.
288
00:13:23,017 --> 00:13:26,018
Miss fischer, k.C. Would like to go first.
289
00:13:26,054 --> 00:13:27,053
What do you think you're doing?
290
00:13:27,055 --> 00:13:28,888
Boosting your confidence.
291
00:13:28,940 --> 00:13:32,942
Well, could you do me a favor And
boost somebody else's confidence?
292
00:13:32,977 --> 00:13:34,944
Stop it.
293
00:13:34,979 --> 00:13:36,896
You'll need to do something you're great at
294
00:13:36,948 --> 00:13:38,948
To remind yourself how fantastic you are.
295
00:13:38,983 --> 00:13:41,734
And no one is better at giving speeches.
296
00:13:41,736 --> 00:13:44,787
Get up there, you've got it in the bag.
297
00:13:45,823 --> 00:13:46,822
You're right.
298
00:13:46,874 --> 00:13:49,742
I've got it in the bag.
299
00:13:49,794 --> 00:13:51,577
I've got it in the bag, huh.
300
00:13:51,629 --> 00:13:52,578
Okay?
301
00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:56,632
Hey, everybody.
302
00:13:56,668 --> 00:13:59,752
Um, I will be talking about
the industrial revolution.
303
00:13:59,804 --> 00:14:03,756
Well, today we enjoy many
of the modern conveniences,
304
00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:06,976
Uh, that, um,
the... the...
305
00:14:07,011 --> 00:14:11,897
Mo-modern conveniences
that-that...
306
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:16,852
(Heart pounding)
307
00:14:20,908 --> 00:14:21,991
(Gulps)
308
00:14:26,781 --> 00:14:28,698
(Boys laughing)
309
00:14:34,756 --> 00:14:36,872
Well, you definitely got it in the bag.
310
00:14:46,267 --> 00:14:51,053
"Make sure exploding broach
is fully charged before using."
311
00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:58,894
"warning: Wearing product in shower
May result in permanent damage."
312
00:14:58,930 --> 00:15:00,846
To the brooch or to me?
313
00:15:00,848 --> 00:15:02,982
And who wears a brooch in the shower?
314
00:15:03,017 --> 00:15:04,733
Where are you supposed to pin it?
315
00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:09,071
Hey, mom, what's crackalackin'?
316
00:15:09,106 --> 00:15:11,824
Ooh, someone's in a better mood.
317
00:15:11,859 --> 00:15:13,909
That's because for the first time
318
00:15:13,945 --> 00:15:16,745
Since that mission I've
finally made a decision.
319
00:15:16,781 --> 00:15:19,949
And I decided I'm not
gonna be a spy anymore.
320
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:22,084
Interesting...
321
00:15:22,119 --> 00:15:25,204
Because here's what I do
when I can't make a decision.
322
00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:28,090
I don't make a decision.
323
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:32,211
K.C., seriously, Give yourself a break.
324
00:15:32,263 --> 00:15:35,047
You might feel differently in a day or two.
325
00:15:35,049 --> 00:15:39,852
No, mom, I am 100% positive That
this is the right thing to do.
326
00:15:41,138 --> 00:15:42,788
Or it's not.
327
00:15:42,823 --> 00:15:45,140
Ooh, now my crackalackin' is just...
328
00:15:45,192 --> 00:15:46,225
Lacking.
329
00:15:46,277 --> 00:15:47,810
(Beeping)
330
00:15:47,862 --> 00:15:49,111
Did you just hit that brooch?
331
00:15:49,146 --> 00:15:50,863
Yeah, why?
332
00:15:50,898 --> 00:15:52,781
No reason.
333
00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:58,938
(Explosion)
334
00:16:00,124 --> 00:16:03,742
Well, the goldfedders always
did say They wanted a pool.
335
00:16:03,794 --> 00:16:05,911
At least now they got the hole.
336
00:16:11,118 --> 00:16:12,918
(Music playing)
337
00:16:24,765 --> 00:16:26,098
Oh, Ernie!
338
00:16:30,972 --> 00:16:33,906
How's my baby?
339
00:16:33,941 --> 00:16:36,175
I wish I could say he
was getting better but...
340
00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:38,160
I can't lie to my own mother.
341
00:16:39,246 --> 00:16:40,946
Not anymore, you can't.
342
00:16:40,948 --> 00:16:43,115
What's that? Oh, nothing, honey.
343
00:16:43,117 --> 00:16:45,034
Is there anything I can get you?
344
00:16:45,086 --> 00:16:47,202
If it's not too much
trouble, can you be a dear
345
00:16:47,254 --> 00:16:50,122
And change all the light
bulbs to the soft kind?
346
00:16:50,124 --> 00:16:52,191
These are kind of hurting my eyes.
347
00:16:55,096 --> 00:16:58,964
Oh, well, maybe you can
discuss that with the doctor.
348
00:16:58,966 --> 00:17:00,849
The what now?
349
00:17:00,885 --> 00:17:02,801
The doctor.
350
00:17:02,837 --> 00:17:07,973
I called a specialist and he's coming
over To fully examine your butt.
351
00:17:08,976 --> 00:17:10,809
When you say "fully"...
352
00:17:10,845 --> 00:17:12,778
I mean fully.
353
00:17:13,981 --> 00:17:17,149
No nook or cranny will go unchecked.
354
00:17:17,151 --> 00:17:19,818
Hey, I'm healed! It's a miracle!
355
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:21,036
I can walk!
356
00:17:22,990 --> 00:17:24,990
Good, good.
357
00:17:24,992 --> 00:17:28,210
Now you can walk yourself to your
room Because you're grounded.
358
00:17:28,245 --> 00:17:32,231
But first, go get me
some turkey tetrazzini.
359
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:35,000
We don't have any more turkey tetrazzini.
360
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:38,837
But I suppose I could make some.
361
00:17:38,839 --> 00:17:40,005
Could ya?
362
00:17:44,845 --> 00:17:46,095
Marisa, I... i
got your text.
363
00:17:46,147 --> 00:17:47,846
What's wrong?
364
00:17:47,848 --> 00:17:49,014
Why would you think something is wrong?
365
00:17:49,066 --> 00:17:51,066
Well, because your text said "emergency,
366
00:17:51,102 --> 00:17:52,184
I need your help...
367
00:17:52,186 --> 00:17:53,235
Now."
368
00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:55,020
Oh, darn, autocorrect.
369
00:17:55,072 --> 00:17:56,905
I meant to type "'sup?"
370
00:17:58,242 --> 00:18:03,996
But hey, as long as we're here,
Let's make some bouncy, bouncy
371
00:18:04,031 --> 00:18:06,165
And weave some baskets.
372
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,167
Marisa, look, I really, really appreciate
373
00:18:08,202 --> 00:18:09,952
You're trying to make me feel better,
374
00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:13,872
But beating the worst basketball player
ever Is not a confidence booster.
375
00:18:13,924 --> 00:18:15,874
Oh, come on, it will be fun.
376
00:18:15,926 --> 00:18:17,042
Let's do this.
377
00:18:17,094 --> 00:18:18,794
Let's play some b-ball!
378
00:18:22,767 --> 00:18:23,849
(Cell phone beeping)
379
00:18:25,052 --> 00:18:28,804
"I said I don't want to play And if
you don't stop dribbling that ball
380
00:18:28,856 --> 00:18:30,016
I'm going to kick it at you."
381
00:18:31,058 --> 00:18:32,891
Oh, darn, autocorrect.
382
00:18:32,893 --> 00:18:35,728
I meant to type "no, thank you."
383
00:18:39,984 --> 00:18:43,952
Well, if it isn't Charles barf-ley.
384
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:49,875
Your gonna barf in that basket 'cause
the only thing I've seen you toss
385
00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:52,077
Is your lunch.
386
00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:54,213
Okay, would you just leave me alone?
387
00:18:54,248 --> 00:18:57,783
Okay, you can't make me feel like
a loser Because I already do.
388
00:18:57,802 --> 00:19:01,887
Hey, it isn't Friday yet,
But since you're here,
389
00:19:01,922 --> 00:19:04,807
Why don't I just mop the
floor with you right now?
390
00:19:04,842 --> 00:19:07,092
I told you I don't want
to play you anymore.
391
00:19:07,094 --> 00:19:08,844
That's cool.
392
00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:10,763
You probably play like a girl anyway.
393
00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:15,768
I play like a what now?
394
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:16,852
I said
395
00:19:16,904 --> 00:19:20,939
You... Play... Like a girl.
396
00:19:20,941 --> 00:19:23,158
(Laughs) oh. Like a girl?
397
00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:25,194
I play like a girl?
398
00:19:25,246 --> 00:19:27,996
You bet I do, and this
girl is going to school you
399
00:19:28,032 --> 00:19:31,784
And the only thing I will be
throwing up This time is twos.
400
00:19:31,786 --> 00:19:33,836
Whoo!
401
00:19:33,871 --> 00:19:34,953
What does that mean?
402
00:19:34,989 --> 00:19:36,789
Each basket is worth two points.
403
00:19:36,791 --> 00:19:37,956
Whoo!
404
00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:42,010
Let's do this, son!
405
00:19:47,968 --> 00:19:49,184
Ooh-ooh.
406
00:20:21,302 --> 00:20:22,918
(Sighs)
407
00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:26,889
Excuse me, does someone know the heimlich
Because I believe mikal is choking.
408
00:21:04,929 --> 00:21:06,211
And that is boom.
409
00:21:07,932 --> 00:21:10,182
K.C., you did it, you beat him.
410
00:21:10,217 --> 00:21:13,018
Ding, oh, wait, did you guys hear that?
411
00:21:13,053 --> 00:21:17,806
I believe that was the sound of the
elevator Because you're not on my level.
412
00:21:24,031 --> 00:21:28,066
I am re-swagged, Swagged to the
second power, swagalicious,
413
00:21:28,118 --> 00:21:30,819
I have reclaimed my animal swagnatism.
414
00:21:32,239 --> 00:21:33,989
And I couldn't have done it without you.
415
00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:36,124
Wait, so I actually helped you?
416
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,793
Yes!
417
00:21:37,828 --> 00:21:41,997
That's one for Marisa And
eleventy million for you.
418
00:21:42,049 --> 00:21:43,048
But I'm catching up.
419
00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:47,803
Um, maybe now it's the good time to ask,
420
00:21:48,839 --> 00:21:50,138
What does "swag" mean?
421
00:21:58,315 --> 00:22:01,016
Ooh, I'm k.C.
422
00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:03,101
Ernie's job is so easy.
423
00:22:03,103 --> 00:22:05,237
Beeboop-beeboop, blow up mom.
424
00:22:06,941 --> 00:22:08,023
Ahem! Ah!
425
00:22:09,843 --> 00:22:10,859
How did you get in here?
426
00:22:10,911 --> 00:22:13,028
You left the door unlocked, k.C.
427
00:22:15,082 --> 00:22:16,042
What are you doing here?
428
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:17,883
I'm back.
429
00:22:17,918 --> 00:22:19,167
K.C., is that you?
430
00:22:19,203 --> 00:22:21,169
Yup, that's right, mom. I got my swag back.
431
00:22:21,205 --> 00:22:22,955
Well, then get your swag down here
432
00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:24,790
And help your mama take out these bad guys.
433
00:22:24,842 --> 00:22:26,124
Ooh.
434
00:22:26,176 --> 00:22:28,126
This sounds like a job for
the new rapid-fire dart gun.
435
00:22:28,178 --> 00:22:30,796
(Gun fires)
436
00:22:30,798 --> 00:22:32,119
Ernie, I am so sorry, I didn't...
437
00:22:32,169 --> 00:22:36,719
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